President Trump, I would like to make you an offer and proclaim a challenge to you.
I will trade you my life for yours. This is not a death threat so you don’t need to send out your goon squad to scoop me up.
The deal? You and I die simultaneously! Planned out. Advertised. Legally binding. Televised. Etc. No sliming out!
How about a firing squad? I have asked Anderson Cooper to air this offer/challenge to you. How about jumping out of Air Force One without parachutes?
Come on! Live a little, die a lot!
I am seventy four. Much, much healthier than you.
I simply want to make the world a better place for all by you not causing the suffering that you do.
It would be an honor to give my life in exchange for yours.
I could say a gentleman’s agreement but you are no gentleman. Let’s call it a final pact between good and evil.
I of course do not expect you to take me up on my challenge/offer. You do not have the courage to follow through.
I do.
Please conceder this and let me know. You can even have it be financially beneficial to your family at my life’s (final) expense!
Contact:
j_m_randolph@hotmail.com
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