Who in their right mind would want to head Bush's Frankensteinian concoction called DHS?

In response:  http://thehill.com/blogs/defcon-hill/policy-and-strategy/329177-obama-picks-former-pentagon-lawyer-to-replace-napolitano-at-dhs

Who in their right mind would want to head Bush's Frankensteinian concoction called DHS?

We need a team of Super Heroes:

Weapons control = Ironman

Border Patrol = Spider Man

Crowd Control = The Hulk  

Air Patrol = Batman

Water patrol = Aquaman

Justice Patrol = Superman

Crime Control = Dick Tracy, Lone Ranger

Money Laundering = The Untouchables

Terrorism Patrol = Capital America

War Patrol =  Xmen

Prison Control = The Punisher

Climate Control = Thor

Distribution of Wealth = Robin Hood, Zorro

Any other ideas?

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